Coworker CC's everyone at work on iconic resignation email: 'I've had a great time here watching the walls change color slower than my career progression'

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    "This email I received today from a co-worker...' "
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    Dear Team, After seven years in the same position, I've finally decided to break free before I start growing roots into my office chair I figure it's time to let someone else battle the endless email chains and mysterious disappearing pens. I've had a great time here watching the walls change color slower than my career progression. If office plants had a union, they'd probably have more rights by now. I'll always remember the thrill of the printer jamming at the worst possible moment in the pla
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    coffeejn 5h ago • Nice e-mail, funny without insulting anyone.
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    Zestyclose-Fee67... . 4h ago "I've had a great time here watching the walls change color slower than my career progression." This motherf knows how to quit. I'm in love.
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    LJski • 6h ago Nice touch. The right touch of calling out the work environment, and yet taking responsibility for one's career.
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    angrynori • 2h ago I feel this so much. I've been a top performer on my team for almost 4 years. I've applied for 4 different promotions and got turned down every time for bull C
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    reasons. I'm watching people with less experience than me get moved up. I'm sick of it.
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    I've applied for so many jobs outside of this company and haven't heard anything. back. I got 1 interview but didn't make it all the way through. I'm about ready to quit and start doordashing instead.
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    Shin-Kami ⚫ 4h ago DO thats solid. Calling everyone out without any insult. That E-Mail is very well written.
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    Olog-Guy • 1h ago I'll never forget an ex- colleague's unexpected departure in the worst place that I have ever worked: 15:59PM: "FO this." Walks out at his usual 4pm finishing time and never returns.
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    Top_Wonder6145 Well done • 5h ago
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    patchway247 • 3h ago "If office plants had a union" Why would plants in an office need a union? Are they not getting watered enough or enough natural sunlight? Tbh took me way too long to realize that that's not what they were expressing.
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    Dull_Wrongdoer_... telling with a bit of sophistication. . • 5h ago
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    EndofGods 5h ago • Tell it from the mountain. You have to go live, otherwise it infects my dreams and consumes my thoughts. Office plants do need a union.
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    Exemus 2h ago • Maybe unpopular opinion: I don't want "more fun" at work. I just want a hefty paycheck and people to leave me alone. I'll have fun after work with my actual friends. Thanks.

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